The below post might not be suitable for all the people of age more than mine. (BEWARE).
The blog is an ASSPOKING story. The story revolves in a stable where all the ASSES (Can be read as Donkeys too) have to work their ASS OFF to get the food.
In short terms the stable is referred to a POKENATION. So what happens in the POKENATION is the documentary of the post of the blog of the mine (lil RJ Balaji effect).
Actually there are too many POKENATIONS in the region like TATAss, COGNIassANT, assPRO, assCL, assOSYS etc etc...
The common rule in all the POKENATIONS is every ASS should poke the other ASS to get the work done, when an ASS is not capable of poking the other ASS then they are called Entry Level ASSES.
So the POKENATION HIERARCHY goes down like biggest ASS poking all the other ASSES below him and it drill down to the entry levelites.
Hope you understand the situation of the Entry level ASS.
Every damn profitable poking will yield the poker a good stand for its ASSRAISAL. This is the only reason for all the HEAVY ASS POKING.
The concept is simple
- The low floored ASSES should be taking all the poking from the immediate top floor asses and also should work their ASS off to just make they compete for the top floor in the ASSRAISAL.
- The top floor will be poking the low floor asses also get poked by the other top floor ASSES, Yeah sometimes and at some places they too work.
POKE THEORY:
- Every ASS would utter the word “Expectation”, “DELIVERY”, “PROCESS” in order to POKE the other ASS.
- The Top Floor ASSES would use the word “CUSTOMER SATISFACTION” on every sentence to poke the less high Top floor ASS.
- The All POKINGS are done in regular basis in the form of Meetings, and intangible oops sorry Tangible PRODUCTIVITY.
- POKE transfer is the common thing; one can transfer the poke they get to their subordinate via a responsibility poke.
LIFE IN A POKENATION:
- Some ASS will be bothered too much of the poking and will be working like an ass.
- Some will be more bothered about the other ASSES productivity.
- Some will have other Ideas POKENATION Ideas.
- And Majority some will have a hole in it, and will be bothered about the ASSHOLES (u knw it)
- Some ASS really will be psycho to colour the others’ Shirt (couldn’t withhold it).
- Some ASS would love to get their ASS POKED by some ALIENS for good pay.
- Apart from it ALL ASS will have a hardship in the form of Friendship, Love and......... (Feelings yaar).
- Forgot to add, Some ASS will not understand things and will be busy blogging with the ASSUMED things ;)
ASSRAISAL:
- OMG!!!! This would be the reaction for every ASS on the D-Day of the ASSRAISAL. It can be sounded as Exclamation or Frustration.
- Every Higher ASS would say they have a predefined process for the ASSRAISAL. But its a PARADOX.
- You can even put your work or the pokings you took to account for the ASSRAISAL.
- Neither the ASSRAISER nor the ASSRAISEE wouldn’t know the answers for “WHY?”, “WHAT?”, “HOW?”, Questions.
These questions arise only when the ASSRAISEE got way low than it expected.
- This is the POKENATION SYSTEM, this how it works.
The Fact is these ASSES don’t understand they are working hard just for the well being of some Aliens. Who gets their work done at cheaper POKING rates.
All asses should also understand the fact that “ITs Temporary”.
Surviving in these POKENATION is the hardest job for any Graduated ASS. If you don’t give a damn about surviving then your ASS will be kicked!!! THATS KICKASS. THATS POKENATION AND THATS IT.
DISCLAIMER:
1) All the scenarios portrayed are purely fictitious and any resemblance to real life persons or firm it is purely coincidental.
2) The above post is subjected to my fullest risk, please read the disclaimers properly before making any decisions.
3) The above post is not the result of any incidents that happened to me or to my near & dears, It’s just a humorous (yeah I guess so) depiction. Just For Fun
(if you can understand what I mean)
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